A 96 year old business tycoon was approached by an investment consultant.
"Sir, I have this wonderful investment opportunity for you that will double your money in 5 years", said the consultant.
"5 Years! Are you crazy?" remarked the tycoon, "At my age I do not even buy Green Bananas!"
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